katanadude1337

Chicken Cutlets.
Yeah.
Chicken Cutlets In Tupperware Containers.
Do You Read Me?

rabidcoydog:
58kill:
Halloween.
Again.
“Trick Or Treat.”
What I Wouldn’t Give
To Be A
“Butterfinger.”
Crushed.
Under The Tire
Of A #Lexus
Driven By A Wealthy Woman.
Yeah.
bro what?
Huh.
Your Floors.
What Kind Of Floors Are In Your Home?
Carpet?
Hardwood?

58kill:

How I’d Love To Displease My King.
And Be Subjected
To New And Creative Punishments.
Like Being Loaded
Into The Sling
Of A Trebuchet.
And Launched,
Arcing,
At The Wall Of The Enemy Fortress.
To Shatter,
Wetly.
And Bathe Protestants In My Steaming Gore.
God.

who was the sandsverse character who was a gorilla and would always post about their muscles wanting to pop I’m like dying to remember

grimelords:

I love trying to look up the lyrics for a song and instead having the Genius website make my phone hot while it loads five ads and autoplays a video of Oop Slurp explaining the meaning behind his song She Fuck Me Like I’m Dr Phil

Others of my age: “I like doing swag and going to the night club”
Me: *prefers reading Japanese manga comics and going to the introvert club*😆

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

moehistory:

A notable philosopher. His name is used as a synonym of genius. He looks timid but becomes violent when others oppose his opinion. Lots of women falls for his gloomy moods but he doesn’t care at all.
Ludwig Wittgenstein

sixcoursemeal2:

cognitohazardous:

he is captivated by the beauty of the world

dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic:

the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is

officialfist:

Reblog if you go BEAST MODE when grilling steaks!